It's- It's- I- I- I- (struggles to take off helmet, making all the water flow out of it) I LIED!!!!!!! OH, I LIED, I LIED, I LIED, I LIED, I LIED!!!! (tears fill helmet back up. Sandy: (give SpongeBob some underwear)Here, take these. Sandy: What can I do ya for, SquarePants? (wrings self out.) Sandy'll know just what to do. Gary: (splashes water on SpongeBob to calm him down. Then starts running in circles around his house.) Please meet me there so I can finally see you FLY?!" OH!!!!!!! (his house shakes as he says this) Oh no! What have I done?! What have I done?! What have I done?! I can't fly Gary! I'm not a flier! I'm a liar!!! (Starts sobbing. SpongeBob:"Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Airshow tomorrow. ( the same thing that happened 4 to 6 days ago, is happening now, except SpongeBob is behind the door, instead of the mailbox.) SpongeBob: Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true, with a tiny white lie! "Dear Pen Pal, yes I can fly. They then salute as the mailbox goes down the hole.) (The mailmen slide Pen Pal into the mailbox and then close the lid. Minister:We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. Four mailmen walk with Pen Pal in an envelope.) The scene rolls down to see a funeral happening with a mailbox as the casket. SpongeBob then blows his nose with the entire box of tissues, filling it up with his snot.) I don't want to let him down and say I can't fly, ‘because then, (sniffs) his dying wish would never come true! Gary slithers to SpongeBob with a box of tissues. "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! I wish I could watch you fly because I am DYING…!" (gasps) DYING!!! Not Pen Pal! (Sobs. SpongeBob:Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. SpongeBob:Gary, my penpal thinks I can fly! SpongeBob:"Dear SpongeBob, Wow, you know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by- (gasps) He runs inside his house, sits down and opens the envelope) The mailbox explodes, revealing SpongeBob's entire body. The mailman puts the letter on SpongeBob's tongue. (the mailman walks by to SpongeBob's mailbox, which SpongeBob himself is inside. (he puts the letter in the envelope, and then licks the envelope seal.) Ah, perfect. This is probably going to be a problem later on. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "frying", making it look like the word "flying". Gary: (somewhat offended, meows, then slithers away.) SpongeBob: Gary, get offa that! You'll smudge my masterpiece! Gary: (slithers over to SpongeBob's letter.) Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold! The perfect letter! Now for the envelope! The shavings come out of the top holes.) "Dear Pen Pal, My name is SpongeBob Squarepants." Oh that's GREAT! "I work at a restaurant. Then grabs a pencil and paper from out of his head, then sharpens the pencil with his teeth. Then he rolls over onto a MM and BB comic book and then gets up and takes the comic book off his face) Oh! What's this? (Reading a page from the book) All alone? No one to talk to? Why not Write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy penpals today! Ooh! I've never had a penpal! (Jumps up and spins. (He then slides off the chair onto the floor. Let's take a peek inside, shall we? You will notice that the sponge is bored because his best friend patrick is away. Narrator:Ah, a happy pineapple under the sea.
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